Channel No. 5. That's right. Channel the number five.
It's a whole hand of fingers. It's half of ten. It's how many new chapters of SAO this Fall.
Congratulations to Alpha Lambda (Radford University), Alpha Mu (Virginia Tech), Alpha Nu (Lindsey Wilson College), Alpha Xi (Campbell University), and Alpha Omicron (Clemson University)!
As each of you work towards laying the foundation, precedence, and legacy for your chapter, remember the words of Coco: "A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future." Wait...why?
MARK 14:3-9 (NIV):
Jesus was in Bethany.
He was at the table in the home of a man named Simon, who had a skin
disease. A woman came with a special sealed jar of very expensive
perfume. It was made out of pure nard. She broke the jar open and poured
the perfume on Jesus’ head.
Some of the people there became angry. They said to one another, “Why waste this perfume?It
could have been sold for more than a year’s pay. The money could have